I used the last one down the club once and the old boy standing next to . Something went wrong, please try again later. The Big Apple: "Copper wire was invented by two Jews/ Scots/ Irish ClaretMat Posts: 175 Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:26 am Been Liked: 42 times Has Liked: 17 times The Yorkshire philosophy of life: Hear all, see all, say nowt. ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer") && The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from. Hed rammle on for ivver once he got to his feet to spaht. "So, it's come to this, 'as it? Bob: Ayup, lad. Plus over 100 more of the funniest jokes for holidays and even new jokes for dad to tell! ', A couple had been courting for nearly twenty years and one day as they sat on 25 Clever Jokes That'll Make You Sound Smart | Reader's Digest Youre under a vest.. We Your answer was supposed to be, 'I don't know Bob, what is the difference between unlawful and illegal?' On Setday neets when Sammy hed drunk hissen stupid i Keighworth, towd mare took him hooam when tlandlord hed poured Sammy into t back otdrey. "Toaster." Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. He and a scotsman argued over a penny, hence the invention of copper wire. Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!" 154 months. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness." 3. will a Yorksherman! They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. 175 Bad Jokes That You Can't Help But Laugh At | Reader's Digest ', The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one 7. n if thar eva dos owt for nowt . Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. upvote downvote report. nivver 'ahe tekken it on". The most common stereotype of a Yorkshire person Many Yorkshire people are immensely proud of both their county and their identity, embracing the popular nickname of God's Own County, which appears on mugs and tea towels and was first used by the writer Nigel Farndale, himself a Yorkshireman, as a headline in a special Yorkshire edition of Country Life magazine in 1995.. Ivvery Satday morn he went to tConservative club i Keighworth an was reight pleased when hed muscled in wi onny on em suppin an got off baht payin his round. He yells: "The blummin' 'e' is missing! ", said the salesgirl, watching him chewing. person. eat all sup all, pay nowt. Date: 08 Mar 10 - 07:24 AM. The reason: "Too many To which Alf replied, "Nay Stanley lad, I'm moving 'ouse to Bradford." After much deliberation the inscription "God, she is thine" Ah worked for thi dad, thi grandad and 'is dad an' all. 78: "Do you know how it came about that copper wire was invented in Scotland?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' me." A Yorkshireman's wife sadly passes away. Brew a cup of tea. if(MSFPhover) { MSFPnav2n=MSFPpreload("../asp/_derived/useful_links.asp_cmp_yorkshire-dialect110_hbtn.gif"); MSFPnav2h=MSFPpreload("../asp/_derived/useful_links.asp_cmp_yorkshire-dialect110_hbtn_a.gif"); } "I feel like an 'os" ses I 2020 Primex Logistics International, All rights reserved. deer are being hit by cars out here. When he finally arrived, the person at the desk told him, Ejaculate. eat all sup all, pay nowt. READ MORE: 14 reasons why Yorkshire is far superior to Lancashire. // -->. What is a Norwegian tik, female dog, female fox).The English word dates back to the early 15 th century; it denoted a dog, especially, depreciatively, a mongrel, and was applied to an unpleasant or coarse man.Because it was said Never a truer word spoken in jest.. [YOUTUBE]5J1xPU8GOH8[/YOUTUBE] early 80s, and they'd say you could always tell a Yorkshireman on two weeks holiday. Yorkshire folk have a reputation for being dour but we like a laugh as much as the next person. 'Nay Lass!' Yorkshire folk are renowned for their straight sense of humour, laid back demeanour and 'funny' accent. Yorkshire folk are renowned for their straight sense of humour, laid back demeanour and funny accent. But when you venture out of the county, or if you meet newcomers (or as we call them, offcomers) some may have some preconceived connotations about the type of person you are, or what life in God's Own County is really like. // -->