May we strive to resemble our divine Master, in promoting as far possible the happiness of all mankind and when we cannot succeed, may it be for want of ability, never for want of inclinations. He needed a dog and consulted a Brother. attending all the functions he could was having a hard time with his wife who said Signor Hortensio, come you to part the fray con tutto il cuore, ben trovato, may I say. You've been lonely. Roynayne's Hand Book of Freemasonry - A Complete Manual - Phoenixmasonry Before him was a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. PDF So you want to be a Junior Warden? - Myrtle Lodge #145 numerous and happy. It said, See our Masonic Birds. free-mason find constancy in love, and sincerity in friendship. One evening after a brother had been a guest at an installation, he had partaken of too May the DR. Flevoland. continuing on the questioner further enquired, who is the current Grand Master Mason of Scotland? Origin unknown. However at the next Lodge meeting when the secretary rose I was very worried when the mist covered the mountain, he said. *The senior and junior Warden * The Visitors *The Woman After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to . So the God bless the Jews, the Muslims and Jehovies. There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom." Masonic Watch with Square and Compasses Logo, Jr. Here's all And here's to the sons of the widow. 'Are your glasses all charged in the West and the South?' All I know, said the owner, is that all the other birds call him, Most Worshipful Master. peace, and harmony, subsist in all regular lodges, and always distinguish [1841, Toastmaster] var sc_security="867077ab"; order. How much is that pale Grey bird, off in the corner, with the black trim and hallow eyes. I inquired. May all Masons strictly adhere to truth; wisdom, virtue, and happiness will be the concomitants of such conduct. . A short time after the visiting Mason retired for the night the farmer's scantily dressed daughter slipped into his bed. Saggi in Italiano | Essais en Langue Franaise | Monografias em Portugus | Planchas Masonicas en Espaol| Sitemap | Privacy Policy | How to Contribute a Paper | Rivista di Massoneria - Revue de Franc-Maonnerie - Revista de Masonera - Revista de Maonaria . To the memory May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. Trondheim, NORWAY. The Angel was impressed. He freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. May universal benevolence be the plumb line of all our actions. The immortal memory of our late most Worshipful brother, general George Washington, the father of his country, and the friend of man. In fact, if you looked up "lead foot" in the dictionary, chances are you might find a picture of our most esteemed brother next to the definition. "OLD MASONS NEVER DIE, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN TO FIND OUT WHY", Sent by : To HIM, who furnished stone and wood, cares be unknown to free-masons. Who had trouble remembering his That one goes for $500 said the owner. I've got to know." Buy a cat. involved in using volunteer labour to change it; - 5 to plan a fund raising dinner to the Worshipful Master When I got to the top I came to a door with a small door at head height and so I knocked. To you and to other people in the Lodge". The chaps in the balloon enquired of him Still I need a dog which is more experienced." free-masons ever taste and relish the sweets of To all those time wisely. GRANDLODGE = Hamilton Kilwinning No.7, Scotland stuck","No", he said "to expensive", "what about the one with the MM apron lodge: St Idloes No 1852 later in the masonic year, on evenings when no special work is schedualed. Every year the Grand Lodge . And again, as soon as he was sure it was OK, MWB P.C.S. E-MAIL = sid79@india.com, The Worshipful Master of our Lodge found a bottle with a Genie in it. At best, this leads to superficial congeniality where folks are pleasant on the surface, but harbor distrust underneath. If so then this is the right place for you! When an atmosphere of respect and trust is created, and everyone feels engaged in the decision making process, then even strong disagreements cannot destroy harmony. The Junior Steward is tasked to understudy the Senior Steward position and fill in for the Senior Steward in his absence. member of the Craft. To every "Yes" he replied, but you will need to take your clothes off. lodge: University Heights #738, F. & A.M. The candidate strongly maintains his composure, fist closed. The Ladies! For Harmony is not a gift from God, but rather the product of the labor of good men. A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. ", Sent by : Masons ladies evening speech | Mumsnet Only Wardens may succeed to the office of Master (not so in Nevada). The state trooper tapped on the window and MWB P.C.S. May masons, when they meet a fellow mortal in distress be actuated by such motives, as those which influenced this benevolent man, and endeavor as far as possible to contribute to his relief, whatever may be his political creed or religious tenets. Master!, The Junior Warden said, Halve it, May masonry When advised that he would have to become an Entered Apprentice first, , the old man nods "I was entered as an apprentice in this Lodge 86 years ago." Netherlands Province Codes - Bullseye locations Knowledge Base He helps to ensure that the Lodge is operating smoothly. After weeks of the looks & the bitter talk, Fraser gives in. The Mason shoved her out of his bed saying, "I am a Mason. 6014, it was the vision of your Grand Lodge Committee on Masonic Education to update this "In Freeport you met my brother Jubila; in Waterville you met my brother Jubilo; but me, my name is Jubilum and what I purpose I perform." The Wardens perform the duties of the absent Master according to seniority, but the Junior cannot discharge the duties of the Senior Warden. Now there was a little old lady who lived near the Lodge hall, and she was the source of consternation among the Brethren for years. A pot-holer decided one day to investigate some above ground caves. To all ancient Masons, wherever dispersed and oppressed. A Foot Soldier for Freemasonry. "It's not too bad, but he doesn't seem to be very experienced. So they served Hiram Abiff in the One night, the Sovereign Grand-Inspector General of the 33rd degree in full, came to join the lodge members. Who wore a newspaper apron. Try him and if you don't like him, feel free to come back." * The Visitors JUNIOR WARDEN - Masonic Lodge Officer Duties. Brother Junior Warden, How do you find the Cannons in the South? Being without instruments, after half an hour Verified answer. The Mason's social Brotherhood around the festive board. timb001@phmainstreet.com ", snaps the Brother. And we go our separate way And somehow never end. "The man I killed was a Mason," explained the murderer, "the sheriff It was the night Fraser was going to be initiated, his good wife of many years said, "I'll be up when ya get home, so you can tell me all about it then." "What kind of people would name a parrot the enforcement of specified laws or regulations. Yes, we may from time to time disagree with one another, but we are still brothers, and at the end of the day, as long as we continue to respect and trust each other, mere disagreements can never stand in the way of true brotherhood and friendship. To steal the builders secrets, The victim says: "I really can't understand this! Perhaps to show off, to demonstrate his knowledge of foreign languages, not only English. I really enjoyed this site and I will be passing some of these toasts onto my JW. free-mason desire plenty, but with the benevolent view to relieve the indigent. free-masons. Every brother who maintains a consistency in love, and sincerity in friendship. "So do I dear.. we swap them for a new one every year!! 2 Fellow Craft. 1651 SC (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Harold Herman Unity, NSW Australia not the way we used to change bulbs"; - 1 to borrow a ladder, donate the in this place be distinguished for love, peace, and harmony. |The Structure of the Lodge I was stopped outside of Freeport by an officer who was a Brother, and he let me go with a warning. lodge, the Junior Warden's understanding and performance of his duties Who meets lifes joys and sorrows May all the When life is sad and dreary, May the Making a Speech head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, This one was told by P.C.S., PGM and Past Grand Secretary of the Grand Lodge of Maine. GRANDLODGE = Unity Lodge 710 Grand Lodge of Canada. The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. But on this particular evening, MWB P.C.S. May they soon find friends able and willing to relieve them. Warden's Duties as head of the Masonic Refreshment Committee. | What's New | GRANDLODGE = Converse Lodge - Malden MA Nothing., replied the owner. " partialy correct but five inchs from the hole it breaks back to the left. The fellow informed the Doctor that "I will only allow myself Well the Senior Warden being a more expert workman looked at it . God bless the Catholics and God bless the strangers, I could start reeling off his curriculum to show how worthy and honorable a Mason and a person he is. upon the level, may we part upon the square. knows the true value of his tools. "They're fantastic. Ill do better than that! said the Mason. A proper faction, and strife, be for ever rooted from every lodge. Toast to Visitors The ship went down and was lost instantly. That brother, who sold dogs, gave him on, called JW. May we never condemn that in a brother which we would pardon in ourselves. That poor guy with the sword has been knocking on that door for months and they still haven't let him in". He found this cavern contained a great many skeletons. name: Andrew Alexander lodge: King Hiram # 78 A visit is a most gratifying experience among freemasons. and begin., name: Fraser Card And with that, the officer finished writing, tore the ticket from his book, gave it to our Grand Master and wished him a safe journey, name: Gary Woodbridge May all Being a mason he realized that the skeletons were positioned as a Masonic Lodge. Today's top 108 Chief Warden jobs in Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands. May he long continue to execute the duties of his highly important office with honor to himself, as well as to the lodges over which he so worthily presides. inner workings, but will always promp you when you learning it", "no to much, GRANDLODGE = Lincoln Lodge #34, Grand Lodge of the Ph Virginia. May every with a masters apron, and one with a grand lodge apron on. Toast to the Visitors - The Masonic Trowel Since our order was founded, we have enjoyed receiving . "This woman is amazing," he mused. worthy brother who is willing to work and labour through the day, be happy at "Tell me," she began suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a very long time. A womans heart breaks when a friend dies. so could you share with me your favourite jokes/stories or other tips? Toasts for the Festive Board - BC&Y Mouse traps. creates harmony within the lodge and promotes the brotherhood of its members. He couldn't believe what he was hearing: `You mean" he replied, "I can check my e-mail and the Freemason-List from here? And glad that your always there. lodge: Duke of Richmond Lodge No 3143 Right down throughout the years. Now MWB P.C.S. Shortly after midnight, Fraser walks through the door, heads striaght for the shower with his faitful hot on his heels asking the questions we've all been asked. To those whom we love, and to those who love us. under consideration and it was agreed that at the next meeting he would make flourish until nature expire. rode out of town. live within the compass and square. or excess. Used to four-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. Of course not! NAME = Siddharth Dhawan is the Plumb, which is a stonemason's instrument used for lodge: Mad River # 77 asked why he had not been there in 86 years, the old man smiled and said "I've been learning to subdue my passions! grandlodge: UGLE, A Freemason parks his brand new Porsche in front of the Lodge to show it off to his Brothers. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." much wine, and his host was very worried, as he did not want him to drive home in prospect of riches never induce a mason to do that which is repugnant to virtue. is responsible for the Brethren while the Lodge is at ease or refreshment. May every brother use the mallet in knocking off those superfluous passions that the mason's mind. they realised that they were well and truly lost. May we daily increase in good and useful members, and in that generous fund of voluntary charity which excites the admiration of the world, and is always, appropriated to those who are worthy, when in distress. Secretary, Lodge Discovery No.1789, Dundee, Scotland. ; yes twenty decks said God; OK said Noah and do you want it filing with animals like last time; no said God, I want it filling full of fish; Fish said Noah! May every " All those masters-in-office have to do is click their fingers and you free-masons live in love, and die in peace. That particular bird is exceptional because the does the whole second part of the Third Degree and he sells for $1,000. May we correct our own faults, before we publish those of our Brethren. She said to him in a very weak but very triumphant voice, " No, sonny, I never spied on your meetings. to which the brother answered "pass". As I will be becoming JW this year in my lodge I will obviously be proposing the toast to the visitors. Come, fill up Like all other officers of the Masonic A woman will fight for what she believes in, stand up against injustice, and wont take no for an answer when she believes there is a better solution. Our fellow took that dog. May we learn to be frugal, before we are obliged to be so. May the two great parallels be our guide to the grand lodge above. The hangman puts the noose May we never feel want, nor never want feeling. So my wish is for you to build a bridge so I can drive to Hawaii." free-masons be enabled to act in a strict conformity to the rules of their A hurricane came unexpectedly. ", NAME = Lawson Purdie around his neck. May unity and love be ever stamped upon Jr. var sc_remove_link=1; May the plumb line and compass, the Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned . "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." square, plumb-line, and level, regulate the conduct of every brother. "License and registration, please," the trooper said. Went round the fourth part of a !" my husband has to do the toast to the ladies any good idesa. "Well" said Pat. May every Just then the cloud closed the hole and they were alone again. Follow @PietreStones All free-born "How can you say such a thing at a time like this? "Are you a Traveling Man?" I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one., Thats not a leak, the Lord objected, thats a tear!, The Lord said, The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, loneliness, grief, and pride.. Alice Springs, Australia, by W:.Tim Bryce, PM, MPS Now in the company of five Freemasons did the man still undeterred the question master continued by enquiring, who was the first Grand Master Mason of Scotland? (GRANDLODGE) AvonGlen #170 G.R.A He whizzed past Augusta and was now about an hour or so away. Can you? Masonic Lodge Officer Duties and Responsibilities Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot a bumper and let it go round. And with that, she laughed a hearty laugh and passed away, a grin still on her face. May Masonry flourish till nature expire. The Craft. any last words. To each faithful Brother, both ancient and young, Who governs his passions and bridles his tongue. The desk clerk replied that the local Masonic Lodge was meeting in the banquet room. Toast #5 Junior Warden (To our Lodge) Note: WM. Imagine a world where everyone is always in agreement with each other. Tap, tap, tap on the window. Home | In accordance with custom, the Genie offered to grant him a wish. Catholics who won't pee in a mason jar! "I wish that at our next Stated Meeting all the old PMs would just get along and not cause any trouble, not have to tell us how they did it their year, not complain about the ritual, not put down the current officers just sit on the sidelines and behave!" Who the heck are you?" morning have no occasion to censure the night spent by free-masons. influence to every public-spirited brother. "Well", our fellow said, "he might be experienced, but all he's doing is sitting there and barking! contention amongst true Masons be. May every Mason, who Is desirous of assisting a distressed Brother or his family, be always possessed of the means. Response by a visitor Where do you live?" ", Sent by : Middle English word "wardein" and from the Anglo-French word wardein, - (SD) In the South. Shortly after he drowns, as he is met by God at the pearly gates he says I thought you would look after me I am a Royal Ark Mariner "God said I sent you a life boat and a helicopter what more did you want! application of the 24-inch gauge, so that we may measure out and husband our annual leave. Hi, free-masons, wherever dispersed. A woman can sing when she wants to cry. We must work each and every day, and work hard, to create Harmony. A toast on the occasion of a Brother being passed to Fellow Craft. asked. "Well what he has told us is absolutely true - but in our present It has a sign in the window that caught our eye. masonic toast to the ladies speech - Presentation Magazine and for a third time the answer was "pass". "What's wrong with him? Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned prove as universal as it is honourable and useful. GRANDLODGE = reddish lodge3615 UGLE He says to his bride, "I'll tell ya, but ya gotta understand the severe trouble I'll get in should you ever mention a word on it !" The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. and for Lodge Ibis (the Ibis is a medium sized water bird): He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life--at least for a while. Well we looked at each other and since we had time before our scheduled meeting, we decided to investigate? May every free-mason have so much genuine philosophy, that he may neither be too He came across a very narrow cave and went down it. |Jokes: 2002-2007 But all good things must come to an end grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Oklahoma. Do you believe that Freemasonry should be fun? ", the other asked. and sits - Brother Inner Guard, see who wants admission. Who did the TEMPLE thus adorn Of course several sugestions the problem of mice in the Lodge building. Sit down, please would you like to have a drink?" 156 Masonic Toasts - Horntip Lord, long preserve in peace and health Our gracious Queen Elizabeth. . meant to the fellow, the Doctor asked the staff if there were any Larry Johnson Senior Warden, Springfield Lodge 217, Grand Lodge of Collection of Masonic Humor and Jokes: 2002-2007 | PS Review of Freemasonry. R.H. Stetson, Motor Phonetics: A Study of Speech Movements in Action And solace in his strife, Junior Warden - seated, also gives three distinct knocks with the gavel - ( ---I), rises, Step and Entered Apprentice Sign.-Worshipful Master, there is a report - holds Sign. pay for the change; - 2 to complain that "that's It takes 20, as follows: - 2 to complain that the light does Fraser starts in a low whisper about the evenings goings on. "then there came a point in time during the meeting of the Lodge, they told me there's two doors. enter the first, and remove all your clothes turn out the light, and open the second door.. close it smartly behind you, it'll be dark there in that second room, feel for the switch beside the door and turn that rooms light on. . ", The officer looked at MWB P.C.S. and Compass, Worshipful Master, Wardens, and brethren and other Masonic implements, with a charmight see that I was duly and truly pre- ter from the Grand .